gamsee:

my whole life is just “oh ok”

fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

tupacabra:

*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night

best-of-funny:

stupicl:

FACEBOOK STATUSES WHEN YOU WERE 11

X

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

wanktissue:

i was sitting on my foot and it went numb and now it’s just another part of me that lacks feeling

reading-passion:

Isn’t it the worst feeling ever if you see someone holding their book like this