give ‘em the ol’
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses
ma’am when i said freestyle i did not mean rap. this is a swimming competition please turn down the beat. ma’am.
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast