mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo

laugh-addict:

 

People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.

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dangerouspoetry:

this video should come with instructions


amovible:

fallen-inspiration:

thegeekcooks:

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

Where the hell is this from?!

You’re kidding me?

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i found my new favorite twitter