pkmnprofessorgarrett:

carebearpikachu:

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN


williamdarcy:

the girl who confidently mispronounces “fajita”


starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

maliciousmelons:

marry rich or die trying

y homierectus:

bigeisamazing:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy


she’s evolving faster than we thought 


Can’t wait to see her final form

homierectus:

bigeisamazing:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

she’s evolving faster than we thought

Can’t wait to see her final form
college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.