intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 


wellheyproductions:

mime had it fuckin coming

wellheyproductions:

mime had it fuckin coming

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

lolsofunny:

 

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

guymontagburning:

She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.

kili-fili-and-frilly:

Movies that constantly go back and forth between being too loud and too quiet

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memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked