curi0sita:

somebody said it

curi0sita:

somebody said it

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

y apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

cyberho:


mtvstyle:

Nicki Minaj teaching the models at Alexander Wang how to do the Anaconda dance is the greatest thing I’ve seen today

homegirl with them black boots isn’t even trying 

cyberho:

mtvstyle:

Nicki Minaj teaching the models at Alexander Wang how to do the Anaconda dance is the greatest thing I’ve seen today

homegirl with them black boots isn’t even trying 

ben it's afl grand final day you must be so excited I know how much you love sports — Anonymous

australiansanta:

yes!!!i cant waitfor them to kick the ball……………..GOOD gAME boys!!just byos bein dudes………………………

cakeybots:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

superwholock

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

image

swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything