blameaspartame:

earl’s purchase

y rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"It takes too long"So does raising a fucking child

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

cootyxqueen:

shin-akuma420:

why is it pixelized? is she holding a dick in her hands?

omg

cootyxqueen:

shin-akuma420:

why is it pixelized? is she holding a dick in her hands?

omg

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

didney-worl-no-uta:

The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

michelle-my-belle:

So, that’s over.

michelle-my-belle:

So, that’s over.

ruinedchildhood:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER