teenagedaddy:

its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid

whtev-r:

OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT

maliciousmelons:

when the bell rings to go to lunch

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

thegodofmischiefmanaged:

kawaiirubbish:

kawaiisquad:

Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?

probably “g’day mate!”

it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia

internetexplorers:

losing a follower

stylinsmut:

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one