not-photogenic: so in china instead of wearing sunscreen some people wear facekinis they’re bathing suits for your face LOOK AT THEM
thank-god-somebody: when you leave two girls alone in a car with a camera
gallifreyangel: pumpkinpie-love: Yesterday we went to see the Hobbit and an old man around 70 came and sat down in the row in front of us. He shook hands with the boy sitting next to him and told him that this was his favorite book when he was a teen and he was so excited to see it on screen. We could hear him laugh and mutter things through out the movie, I don’t think anybody in that room...
webmddoctor: could you imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up
devizion: Kiss you video came out, Haylor broke up, Justin Bieber fans are cutting themselves, Australia is on fire and thats what you missed on glee.
gnostic-forest: awklicious: because having cute underwear makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself It totally does!
unclefather: yeah, i’m counting calories. i’m trying to beat my high score.
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: jeszing: have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it not in a suicidey way more of a “if a killer clown broke into my house right now, would jumping out the window be a reasonable escape plan” way
aaaaanditsgone: australian rap
charile: you feel me? (don’t actually feel me)
mstoph: you’re using caps lock? do you even shift
white girl: OH MY PLEASE COME OFF ANON YOU'RE LOVELY I LOVE YOU
lolzpicx: The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart