watching non-asians interact with asian things
the funniest thing about fighting on the internet is that you’re fighting on the internet
if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff
like one human raises their thumb to another human
that’s good, humans like that
one human raises their middle finger to another human
humans do NOT LIKE THAT
humans think that is a BAD FINGER
don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me
any other finger is ok just not that one
360 degrees is a circle and there are 60 seconds in a minute so that means a circle is 6 minutes i have done thhe math i dont know what this means but it could potentially be useful to the government so keep it on the down low okay
when teenagers think that their relationship is going to last forever
So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.
The worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are
“we are friends, and i won’t let this happen to you” i whisper as i like your post with 0 notes
if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
tumblr is the only place you’ll find teens with the lowest self esteem who still think they’re better than everyone else
never trust a man with 6 legs cos he’s probably not a man at all and is in fact some sort of insect.
you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
“Yeah, but nah.” - Australians. All of them.