Hilariously Offensive

fuckliam:

watching non-asians interact with asian things

180mph:

the funniest thing about fighting on the internet is that you’re fighting on the internet

adamusprime:

if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff

like one human raises their thumb to another human

that’s good, humans like that

one human raises their middle finger to another human

humans do NOT LIKE THAT

humans think that is a BAD FINGER

don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me

any other finger is ok just not that one

sinagogue:

360 degrees is a circle and there are 60 seconds in a minute so that means a circle is 6 minutes i have done thhe math i dont know what this means but it could potentially be useful to the government so keep it on the down low okay

ghibligoo:

when teenagers think that their relationship is going to last forever

So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.

sodamnrelatable:

expectation:

reality:

painterbaker:

on this episode of “where do i know that actor from”

The worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are 

toothianafairy:

everyone should have a crush on me because im great

zackisontumblr:

“we are friends, and i won’t let this happen to you” i whisper as i like your post with 0 notes

a-timeless-watch:

if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle

oswidge:

this shirt from dave the barbarian really speaks to me

smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

elfi3:

here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me

probend:

probend:

i made a salad but it was super warm so i put it in the freezer and forgot about it and now it’s rock hard i’m angry

update: do not microwave salad

peachhhh:

tumblr is the only place you’ll find teens with the lowest self esteem who still think they’re better than everyone else

theanti90smovement:

never trust a man with 6 legs cos he’s probably not a man at all and is in fact some sort of insect.

elen-degenerous:

and in that moment i swear we were bitch ass niggas

fuckyeahlaughters:

ohyousillypotato:

launches itunes

graduates college

gets married

has kids

gets divorced

remarries

retires

itunes opens

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot

handsome-squidward:

handsome-squidward:

fun fact when I went to Africa with my family we visited a masai tribe and the chieftan offered my dad 42 cows in exchange for me

a picture of my dad partying it up masai style

“Yeah, but nah.” - Australians. All of them.

indianchiefkeef:

dont invite me anywhere unless theres snacks 

pau1y:

george washington

george latherington

george repeatington