goldenfleeces: allfalld0wn: bear-hugs-for-you: wait wait okay, nemo in latin means nobody…so the real name of the movie is finding nobody…so that means nemo wasn’t even real but just something that was part of marlin nemo’s dad’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up nemo to cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children.
the-laughing-cactus: when you put your hand up in class and say the answer with complete and utter confidence but then you get it wrong and the whole room gets bigger and you quietly sink back into your chair hoping nobody heard you but they did because you were so confident that you were right and you can hear them judging silently from afar that is the worst thing
i don’t blog i am blog
askbassclef: askbassclef: I love seeing how some people are just like “Here’s a quick doodle I did in school today :)” And I’m like “Here’s what I’ve been working on for eight hours” 438 notes… is this what it feels like to be famoose
cosmo tip #358
expertcosmotips: instagram his penis and tag it with relevant tags such as #making love #romance #sex #lol #dong
happybutts: vvierd: when i was younger i used to tell everyone that my favorite dessert was creme brulee even though i had no idea what it was we all know who i got my inspiration from OMG YES
iwillmindfuckyou: vvierd: badgerbutts: OMFG SERDXGCFBHJKLJHGFVDRETFHYHJKKH HHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT CHILD CRYING OMFG I CANNOT
mini-mcguinness: how the fuck can it be the last day of august already i’m still 99% sure it was christmas yesterday
fairgroundsoldier: the-eleventh-blog: does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands? the number of times i thought i was the next virgin mary is alarming
estebanjulioricardodelarosa: Whenever I find someone on tumblr that lives in the same state as me
xeruth: theramblinggirl: awkwardtechnophile: whenbirdsattack: when you can’t find much art of a character you really like when you cant find art of a pairing you like when the fandom is so obscure there is absolutely no art at all for it When the name of a character or show is the same as some other bigger thing on TV and searching it as a tag is pointless
readmor: Someone should invent a way to work out without moving or sweating
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: there’s more fake laughter on disney channel than there is acting
“im probably the biggest nerd you’ll ever meet” “im probably the most random person ever” “youll never meet anyone like me” “im different from most girls”
soupybeard: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could hail the dark lord satan
livin-la-vida-lokiii: If the wallpaper on your phone is a picture of yourself i am judging you
h0llo: I’m always nice to the weird kids so when they shoot up the school I’ll be spared
coffeeandcheesecake: thereichenbachfinn: remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her and it was like really troy really really yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on he would have seen who Ryan was actually interested in THEY ARE...
hoaran: this picture is literally just SCREAMING “we are british” they even locked the irish one in the telephone booth for effect
click on the picture for an adventure
nigga-paradise: who broke up with Taylor swift ?
lazarus-james: mastaofsass: I can’t get over the way this guy ~fabulously~ decorates The Hobbit set. Is there a fandom for this guy yet?
gracie-geek: Thanks to Tumblr, I know more about American politics than the politics of my own country.
circletines: somebodycrazyenoughtotellme: circletines: strikeupthebandom: circletines: if I die young bury me in swag lay me down on a bed of snapbacks sink me in a river at 4:20 o’clock send me away with the words of drake songs and serve fried chicken to the guests i said swag not racism
absurdstreets: I miss the days where I would go to bed at 10:30 and not feel like I was missing out on something really important on a social networking site
japam: renancu: scrobbling: i was on this make up forum and this lady posted this picture of herself jesus christ i