Anonymous asked: Ah, what's wrong with your theme? D:
awkward-awesome: awkward-awesome: click here if you’re awkwardly awesome
twerking4tacos: idk what’s harder math or finding a theme i actually like
heyfunniest: why didn’t you reblog that from me THIS BLOG. THIS!
When I drop something and someone else picks it up
Anonymous asked: your blog is broken
cooking food while i wait for my food to cook
mermaidcunt: the windows to a women’s soul are actually the boobs
galifianafuck: nothing more depressing than seeing a picture of r.kelly crying
troyyy: Remember those 2 people who would always be in the background of the suite life of zack and cody and they never spoke
what a good url let’s go to their blo-
Plot twist: she actually does go here.
2 seconds later
me: why didn't they reply oh my god do they hate me this is all my fault why do i suck so much i'm so needy and weird and i hate everything i'm never talking to anybody again
Trying to decide which cup belongs to who.
10000bc: I would get asked out on a lot of dates if I could fly I think
cryingvagina: if i was a dj my name would be dj enzyme because i’m always breaking it down
9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."
methlabrador: imagine walking down the street one day and someone walks by you and whispers your url in your ear and you turn around and they’re gone
nutella-is-mah-life: imagine if the internet was a country and tumblr was a neighbourhood and each fandom had their own street and each blog had their own house that’s called paradise
wow when it comes to romance I’m just
☺More Laughs Here.
petewanks: you know the unfollow button on my blog is actually a trap it gives you viruses dont click it
I feel bad for people that don't have Tumblrs....
laugh-addict: They’re probably like this everyday: via laugh-addict
hadersgonnahade: if i was famous every time a fan would come up to me and ask for a picture i would whisper “i’ve seen your blog” right before the picture is taken
parents: I'm in a bad mood I think I'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too.
When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing