May 2012
paulmccartneysexgladiator:
if you don’t reblog this, you have no heart!
i don’t care if you’re a hipster blog, a miley cyrus blog, or a kawaii blog, you WILL reblog this!
all of my followers had better reblog this!
this won’t make your blog ugly! stop reblogging anorexic girls and take five seconds to show that you’re a fucking human being
98% of the people who see this won’t reblog...
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
attractive boy: hi i'm dead
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
monday: *oversleeps* tuesday: *oversleeps* wednesday: *oversleeps* thursday: *oversleeps* friday: *oversleeps* saturday: *wakes up at 7am* sunday: *wakes up at 7am*
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Have you guys got instagram?
I’ll follow you all back!
Shaynaa69
hardcorerockinn:
I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
katara:
i finally have enough followers that people pretend to be my friend
Me: I think I'm going to have a productive day today
Me: I'm going to finish my homework
Me: and wash the dishes
Me: and read books
Me: and study
Me: and exercise
Me: and feed some homeless dogs
Me: and donate some blood
Tumblr: no
Me: ok
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
dietchola:
i want to be a bus driver when i grow up just so i can run people over
beep beep mother fuckers
philippineas:
dont use a cute boy’s pic as your icon if ur a girl
because everytime you reblog me i see your icon and i get sweet chills and omg
then u break my heart bc i find out that ur a girl
thestarryeyes:
danshura:
when people you hate get into things you like
when people you like get into things you hate
In class today, this guy got out his iPod and was...
our-onedirection:
“omg you have One Direction on your ipod?!?”
He looked her dead in the eyes and said “Bitch, I got the whole album.”
My respect for this child has raised 649684654%
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
WHEN U REALLY WANT TO SAY SOMETHING BUT EVERYONE ELSE KEEPS TALKIN AND U CANT GET A WORD IN
me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
magic conch will i ever be a quality blog
snoopdong:
yugoslavic:
a movie about flying spiders in 3D
cosmo-kramer-the-assman:
vincent van gogh fuck yourself
no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
tomlinsarse:
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
schakerin:
whitegirlblogger:
♥ ♡ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ make out ♥
♡ with me ♡ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♥
♥ ♡ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ...
remember when raven ate those mushrooms that she was allergic to
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence News in America: cannibal eats man’s face
When I tell my parents I have nothing to do.
chaystar:
Expectation:
” Oh here’s some money, you can go to the mall with your friends.”
Reality:
“Then clean the house.”
Does anyone ever make a meaningless post just to...
guilty.
I want your love And I want your avenge
labish:
I have no regrets making this
