most-awkward-moments: Mum said that last night I was laughing in my sleep I was dreaming people were dying
thefountainfaerie: Art thou feeling it now Mr.Krabs?
tyrannosauruslinnea: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally.
cubic1es: if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
Teen Girl Problems:
I think my boyfriends cheating on me
OMG she called me a bitch
What skirt do I wear to the party?
Who Should I grind with?
My bestie just kissed my ex
i broke a nail
My Movie won't load
tumblr won't let me post my video
my edit is too bright
i can't find the right position to lay in
whys all my chips gone
i want food
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
soujizz: benefits to dating me you have no competition that’s about it actually but i think it’s a good point
Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!!
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.
tastyfucks: do you know why we’re all single we never forwarded those chain messages
drewsbianca: why do good urls happen to bad people
Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
BBC: You must be new.
misshee: thefunniestpost: CAN YOUR MAC DO...
That awkward moment when there is no awkward...