February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Why do painters wear a white uniform?
How my friends eat...
How I eat…
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Anonymous asked: do you find "justin bieber's song is banned in germany" a comment in youtube funny?
You know what I worry about...
memewhore:
iwillmindfuckyou:
Is if I ever do meet someone in real life from Tumblr weather it be by accident or I plan it, I worry that I wont live up to the persons expectations of me and that I am a huge let down for them.
so if I ever do meet up with you, I am sorry If I am the biggest loser in the world when you actually meet me D:
Anonymous asked: who ordered the large sausage
Anonymous asked: this is a random question, and youre not gonna answer it, biatch
Anonymous asked: she died
Anonymous asked: My friends got annoyed by the amount of ecards I made and put on facebook :( I didn't want to annoy them. I feel bad. I also don't understand why I care so much.. Only tumblr understands me.
Anonymous asked: My sister slid down the stairs in a cardboard box.
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laughingstation:
Expectation:
Reality:
Anonymous asked: I didn't figure out what was oral sex was until I got into high school... I just thought that is was when people talk about dirty things with you.
Anonymous asked: I love you girls. You made me smile when I wanted to cry. I'm sorry but unfortunately I'm leaving tumblr for good. I'm too hopelessly depressed to go on. I love your blog so much. Good bye.
Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our...
walking-paranoia:
goodmorningmoon13:
‘My kid graduated today. Still shipping Johnlock.’
Never too old for reading gay porn.
Anonymous asked: I masturbated after I ate hot cheetos and now it burns.
Anonymous asked: hey whats your personals? i want to ask you a question if your 'online' haha
Anonymous asked: So there's this guy that i really like except ive told him ive had sex once before but im really a virgin, and i really just cant tell him the truth but what if my hymen bleeds when him and me finally fuck?
Anonymous asked: If I could get even 50 followers I'd say thats been a pretty damn good day. But then I'm not as funny as you girls are.
Anonymous asked: i had sex with a guy like 2 years ago and me and my bf are going out for like 5 months now and i told him i was a virgin i obviously lied to him, i love him but i dont know if i should tell him the truth what should i do?