February 2012
Why do painters wear a white uniform?
How my friends eat...
How I eat…
do you find "justin bieber's song is banned in germany" a comment in youtube funny?
No not really
You know what I worry about...
Is if I ever do meet someone in real life from Tumblr weather it be by accident or I plan it, I worry that I wont live up to the persons expectations of me and that I am a huge let down for them.
so if I ever do meet up with you, I am sorry If I am the biggest loser in the world when you actually meet me D:
who ordered the large sausage
Probably rachel, she likes large sausages ;)
this is a random question, and youre not gonna answer it, biatch
Oh but I did
she died
Rest in peace you legend, you.
My friends got annoyed by the amount of ecards I made and put on facebook :( I didn't want to annoy them. I feel bad. I also don't understand why I care so much.. Only tumblr understands me.
Submit them to us instead of posting them on facey! :)
My sister slid down the stairs in a cardboard box.
Your sister is a fucking legend. I hope she enjoyed herself too. God bless her.
I didn't figure out what was oral sex was until I got into high school... I just thought that is was when people talk about dirty things with you.
High school destroys innocences…
I love you girls. You made me smile when I wanted to cry. I'm sorry but unfortunately I'm leaving tumblr for good. I'm too hopelessly depressed to go on. I love your blog so much. Good bye.
But that’s the point of tumblr, to express yourself the way YOU want to. But if you really feel that way, then we hope that it will help you get better. <3
Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our sixties.
‘My kid graduated today. Still shipping Johnlock.’
Never too old for reading gay porn.
I masturbated after I ate hot cheetos and now it burns.
And what have we learned?
hey whats your personals? i want to ask you a question if your 'online' haha
Our personals are in our FAQ :)
So there's this guy that i really like except ive told him ive had sex once before but im really a virgin, and i really just cant tell him the truth but what if my hymen bleeds when him and me finally fuck?
Just say that it’s because you’ve never had as big as him ;)
Unless he’s really small, then you might have to confess…
If I could get even 50 followers I'd say thats been a pretty damn good day. But then I'm not as funny as you girls are.
Dude, if I got even 4 followers in one day on my personal I would freak the fuck out.
i had sex with a guy like 2 years ago and me and my bf are going out for like 5 months now and i told him i was a virgin i obviously lied to him, i love him but i dont know if i should tell him the truth what should i do?
Well it happened two years ago, it’s not like you cheated on him. Just tell him the truth, you shouldn’t have to lie if you love him.
