December 2012
Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
Being sick in college: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
mckardashian:
I bet when Kim holds her baby for the first time exclaiming how beautiful it is Kanye is gonna be like “Imma let you finish but Beyonce had a cuter baby”
virginclub:
bruised-bliss:
BOLD WHAT YOU’VE BEEN CALLED.
ugly
stupid
not good enough
a waste of space
anorexic
fat
a whore/hoe/slut
loser
bitch
useless
freak
emo
retard
unwanted
gay
fag
too tall
too short
nerd
you’d be better dead
funny
awesome
great dude w/ a great dick
I guess Kim let Kanye finish
cybermall:
shows up 15 minutes late to hell with starbucks
sergiosblog:
snorlaxatives:
merlte from lilo and stitch was such a bitch i’d beat the shit out of her
#how the fuck did she even become the leader of the mean group, they were all pretty and mertle was this fugly little imp. shit, lilo’s doll with the operation and head trauma could get more D than mertle
goobsohard:
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
stayflyyyg:
They should make a film where Jesse Eisenberg is dating Zooey Deschanel and Michael Cera is dating Katy Perry and then half way through they all switch places and nobody notices.
Justin Bieber as a judge on the x factor
Justin: that performance was not swaggy
Justin: you dont have uh like the swag we're looking for
Justin: uh
Justin: swag
deplaisant:
I hope the next time Taylor Swift goes to accept an award she’s interrupted by the birth of Kanye’s child.
Kanye announced on stage that Kim is preggers...
blackfashion:
the-girl-who-kicked-ass:
Kanye, I’mma let you finish. But Beyonce had the best on stage pregnancy announcement of all time. OF ALL TIME.
basically
theblackship:
ghastlyboy:
ghastlyboy:
what if instead of farting the sound was just someone with a deep manly voice saying “fart”
please stop reblogging this
tunetechfrosthead:
nothisisnotdog:
*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*
*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*
randomscenegirl:
this could be the last chance you have to submit nudes until next year so think wisely ladies
zaynable:
liv wherl wer yung
les go crazeh crazah crazeh
til we se da sun
i no we oni met
buh lez preten iz luv
popeyasir:
kanye baby gonna have more money the day it exits kims vagina battlefront than u will ever have in ur life probably
gameandwatch:
refreshing and gaining TWO followers
vvorldwideweb:
i like anything that involves not moving
visualscott:
Hey Beyonce, it’s Kim.
Kardashian.
Kardashian.
Kanye’s girlfriend.
Guess who’s gonna have a little playmate soon!!!
No- Kar-dash-i-an. You know, I’m always four seats down from you at the basketball games?
Anyway, Bey, I’m pregnant!! Isn’t it exciting!! Blue Ivy is gonna have a little cousin soon!!!!
No I- yes. No I know, not relat- I mean… okay yes I know we’re not...
offendpoppunk:
deadmau5 deadmau4 deadmau3 deadmau2 deadmau1 blastoff
bigrnac:
mom i can’t go to school i have the Swag flu
puncheschildren666mas:
i dont have goals
goals are for soccer
i am not soccer
some-blonde:
there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life
fasterfood:
when people say “life is too short”
rsx-armin:
Thank god the new iPhone takes panoramic pictures.
I can finally send dick pics.
nicolasandthecages:
i’m not called “fine as fuck” nearly as often as i should be
theyellowbrickroad:
shipperofinsanity:
mother-fucker-i-dare-you:
that-wouldbeme:
the-worst-url:
theyellowbrickroad:
who has the worst url on tumblr.com
that would be me
say that to my face motherfucker i dare you
the fuck you got against me
where’s the person with the url againstme saying ‘a shitload more than you’ and
dont you fucking dare do that my post already got...
flawlesstrueperfection:
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
oswin-for-the-win:
the-yolocaust:
ive never watched doctor who but im pretty sure this is what its about
yeah
aaaaanditsgone:
my new years resolution is to stop procrastinating which i’ll start in october or something
donnermaysilee:
do authors cry when they kill the best characters or
Anonymous asked: Words can't bring me down, unless you throw a heavy dictionary at me... am I right ladies?
nevergonnabeokayyy:
WHY DO PEOPLE IN MOVIE’S MAKE PUTTING ON A NECKLACE SEEM SO ROMANTIC OMG
