November 2012
sno0gans:
when I was in middle school I knew this girl that liked to scream at inappropriate times, like it would be really quiet or someone was talking about something really serious and she would scream “DEAD BABIES!” or “AAAUUGGGHHHHHHHSDFGHJKL!” and when we’d ask her why she’d do that she said “I’m just really random tacos rawr.”
oh okay
unfollower:
pausequoi:
samandriel:
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to...
ebuddies:
314eater:
cause you know i’d walk a 1000 miles if i could just see you…..tonight
it would take more than 334 hours to walk 1000 miles so good luck getting here by tonight
blackbruise:
“i really need to lose weight” i say as i sit motionless for 8 hours daily.
jesuschristvevo:
really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today
accio-elderwand:
do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine
w1gglytuff:
it’s cool if you’re transgendered/lesbian/gay/queer/asexual/nongender whatever but
nope
me: omg I can't
people outside of tumblr: you can't what?
sodamnrelatable:
when teachers answer your question with a question
via sodamnrelatable
jmaslows:
I CANT STOP LAUGHGINIDO MFIFJHJY MYMCIM CYUITNOSGSJHDGKD
nepetaleijon:
let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
saucybacon:
i-sail-many-ships:
saucybacon:
a poem about my life:
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That’s beautiful
thank
traho:
so the stoner girl who sits by me in 3d design asked if our project was due today and i said ‘i think so’ and her and all of the other stoners laughed at that for roughly ten minutes like i walked away for a while and when i came back they were still laughing and impersonating me just saying ‘i think so’
curlyhairedho:
Cats will put their whole asshole in your face they don’t give a fuck
mah name is duchess gummy bunz
dickleer:
eridanampora:
dakejirk:
gender
shhhhh be quiet the social justice bloggers will hear you
thebesthomestuck:
thebesthomestuck:
mothbooty:
mothbooty:
when you’re caught doing someone you’re not supposed to
oh yM GOD I SAID SOMEONE BUT I MEATN SOMETHING
or did you
johnnystfu:
I tend to avoid mirrors because i don’t like what I see.
punchself:
viarga:
punchself:
it smells like updog in here
lets fuck
not much you
ragamuffinprince:
when seals open their mouths, they look like someone’s just said something that they’re horribly offended by.
