Hilariously Offensive

fuckyeahlaughters:

when people tattoo the name of their boyfriend or girlfriend on themselves and then break up

Get the Best Medicine here :)

piprika:

are we not going to speak about how the cinnamon toast crunch commercial totally displayed cannibalism and got away with it

lolsofunny:

Me: MOM! HELP! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CAN’T GET UP!!! HURRY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
Mom: Pick up your poster and shut up.

via lolsofunny=)

dampsandwich:

if someone asks if u jelly just say no im jam. idk i think its a creative response

thepottergeist:

madcenturion:

madcenturion:

If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic

no but seriously imagine it this way

a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object

you must be fun at parties

evantimes:

if i had a nice body my life would improve at least 500%

chrisdavidj:

this was on the last episode of drake and josh

they were warning us

toastybutt:

but-not-my-spooky-hat:

acklesexual:

odumb:

if it’s called an otp why do i have 28 of them

∞tp

∞TP

Why did I interpret that as “infinity toilet paper”?

imthedad:

imagine lying on the backs of 1,000 corgis, as they gracefully carry you across the water, whispering ancient melodies

sharkibakaandme:

I know I am

when im not on the computer i think about what im gonna do when i get on the computer

my mind is telling me no

and my budget

my budget is also telling me no

clintbartoned:

oh my god has anyone realised that knocking on people’s doors is basically punching their house until they let you in

accio-the-tardis:

accio-the-tardis:

i think we should all wear ponchos on december 21st

weirdteenblogger:

tonight for halloween i’m not egging peoples houses i’m just putting disturbing photos up on their door

mrcraabs:

what if all your internet friends were actually just one man who is like 50 who sits at home all day and has multiple tabs for each blog open at once 

mememaster:

how I feel when going on tumblr with other people in the room

if you listen hard you can hear me laughing with a mouthful alone in my room

heyfunniest:

I REALISE THIS PART WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW HARRY’S FEAR FOR VOLDEMORT’S RETURN BUT OMG

HE’S SO STYLISH

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF SOMEONE WITH SUCH AN IMPECCABLE FASHION SENSE

THIS BLOG. THIS!

2spookykarkat:

lucifersblog:

the-final-horcrux:

that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan

the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold

oh my god

an-excess-of-tennant:

metallikato:

_{I see a little silhouetto of a man}

Scara^MOUCHE scara^MOUCHE 

Will you do the fan^dango?

ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ

ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　

Me!

^Galileo,_Galileo

^Galileo,_Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificoo^oooooo_ooo

Don’t deny it. You sang this.

tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

turklet:

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE