Nah, we’re going to different places for uni so it’d be kinda silly
Wow, that is a beautiful song. So heartfelt. I bet that brought a tear to his niggas’ eyes :’)
Oh thank you, I definitely won’t get the wrong idea now :)
- my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
- me: Do you love your boyfriend?
- my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
- me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
- my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
- me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
- mom: are you ready for school?
- me: meeki funtoogi garsha hee queega
- mom: no more sims for you
They’re pretty hipstaa here too
- friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
- me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck