January 2012
That moment when you get your friend in trouble...
Valentines day
are u guys ever thinking of moving in together? ive always wanted to do that with my best friend
Nah, we’re going to different places for uni so it’d be kinda silly
My friend was messing around and wrote a really racist song that goes like this "I'm a nigga, what? I'm black, yeah! IF YOU TRY TO TAKE MY CHICKEN I'LL ATTACK"
Wow, that is a beautiful song. So heartfelt. I bet that brought a tear to his niggas’ eyes :’)
When you see posts on tumblr like... →
goo.gl
And you’re just sitting there like …..
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
Just so you don't get the wrong idea, New Zealand girls aren't all "so hipster". The majority of them are sluts. Huge sluts. With boyfriends that beat them. Because the guys here are pussies. Huge pussies. With girlfriends who're sluts.
Oh thank you, I definitely won’t get the wrong idea now :)
- my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
- me: Do you love your boyfriend?
- my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
- me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
- my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
- me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
- mom: are you ready for school?
- me: meeki funtoogi garsha hee queega
- mom: no more sims for you
if morgan freeman goes to jail is he just morgan man?
I really love y'alls blog but you guys can be such bitches sometimes.
fuuuuck i want to move to oz, all the girls in nz are so hipster
They’re pretty hipstaa here too
- friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
- me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
