May 2011
When you're in a store to buy something
when you enter, the sales lady stares at you like
and follow you wherever you go like
then offer you a million choices like
then I’m here like
and deep inside you’re like
"I'm so fat, I need to lose weight."
thiswaytolauderdale:
Expectations:
Reality:
Someone you hate gets rejected.
On the inside:
On the outside:
Who the fuck chooses the radar images?
milkshake-roses:
when you see a hot guy and your with your friend...
slutsnhoesgetnorespectx333:
WHEN MY TEACHER ASKS ME WHY I DIDN'T DO MY...
Well…
When I'm at school and then I realize I forgot to...
viibaabyy:
When you're too scared to ask your mom something.
kissmylovelyass:
And you’re just standing in front of her like:
alyssaisaninja:
My Mom: “Hey”
Me:
My Mom: “GO TO BED”
Me:
No.
On Facebook:
Result:
On Tumblr:
Result:
i am laughing so hard at these planking pictures
brocat-:
When going back to edit a post with a typo:
cutelovelyfunnysarcastic:
NOBODY LOOK AT THIS POST IT’S UNDER CONSTRUCTION HOLD THE FUCK UP OH GOD THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO SEE THIS FUCKING TYPO NOOOOOO
k4trina asked: your blog makes me jizz
must read.
jasminehasbeen:
When I see a post in another language on my dash:
“Bitch I want to read that too!”
how to piss someone off →
wesaysummer:
THAT’S BRILLIANT
Talking on the phone, walking around the house and...
kjakerz:
applesgoneinnocent:
itstrixiababy:
custombaytees:
drecinn:
ialwaysfollowback:
:
OMG THIS IS SO ME LOL
why is this so true lololl
OMMMMMG THE GIF IS ME <3
OMG LOOK AT ME IN THAT GIF
YEP.
Math Exam.
Before the exam: During the exam:
After the exam: