When you're in a store to buy something
when you enter, the sales lady stares at you like and follow you wherever you go like then offer you a million choices like then I’m here like and deep inside you’re like
"I'm so fat, I need to lose weight."
thiswaytolauderdale: Expectations: Reality:
Someone you hate gets rejected.
On the inside: On the outside:
Who the fuck chooses the radar images?
when you see a hot guy and your with your friend...
WHEN MY TEACHER ASKS ME WHY I DIDN'T DO MY...
When I'm at school and then I realize I forgot to...
When you're too scared to ask your mom something.
kissmylovelyass: And you’re just standing in front of her like:
alyssaisaninja: My Mom: “Hey” Me: My Mom: “GO TO BED” Me: No.
On Facebook: Result: On Tumblr: Result:
i am laughing so hard at these planking pictures
When going back to edit a post with a typo:
cutelovelyfunnysarcastic: NOBODY LOOK AT THIS POST IT’S UNDER CONSTRUCTION HOLD THE FUCK UP OH GOD THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO SEE THIS FUCKING TYPO NOOOOOO
k4trina asked: your blog makes me jizz
When I see a post in another language on my dash:
“Bitch I want to read that too!”
how to piss someone off →
wesaysummer: THAT’S BRILLIANT
Talking on the phone, walking around the house and...
kjakerz: applesgoneinnocent: itstrixiababy: custombaytees: drecinn: ialwaysfollowback: : OMG THIS IS SO ME LOL why is this so true lololl OMMMMMG THE GIF IS ME <3 OMG LOOK AT ME IN THAT GIF YEP.
Before the exam: During the exam: After the exam: