y jennifercheckmeout:

Why am I laughing so hard

jennifercheckmeout:

Why am I laughing so hard

automatically:

me as a parent


kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

image

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

robothugscomic:

New comic!

Yeah, I might have watched a movie and gotten kind of mad.

This is seriously a trope I’d love to never see again though.

y elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

choctawaukerman:

me: *watches one episode of The X Files*

me: image

y revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.